Character Name: Haruhi Suzumiya
Character Journal: extraordinarily
Rumors:

• Haruhi is bisexual.

• Haruhi has topped Kyon several times. Kyon has only topped her once.

• She has a crush on a guy who goes by the name of "John Smith".

• Haruhi has a cosplay fetish.

• Even though Haruhi says that "love is a mental illness", she actually doesn't fully understand love.

• Haruhi used to have nice long hair. She cut it because of a guy.

• There's this one dance, the "Hare Hare Yukai" that Haruhi absolutely loves to dance to. If you ask her about it, she'll even teach you.

• She's a part of a harem. I bet you can't guess who's the boss of said harem.

• She loves to be called "Haruharu". After all, she calls all of her close friends by nicknames!

• Haruhi always sits on the seat behind the protagonist. You know, that chair that every anime fanatic considers to be 'protagonistic'?